The Cafe way

Imagine staying in a bar beyond the closing time, you know typcially know what to expect from the waiters:
If you are a regular visitor-"Sir, the cops are prowling in the locality looking for drunk drivers to hoodwink, Better move out fast"
If you are not a regular- The waiters gang up and give you mean stares, some of them will clear the tables and continue to go to sleep on them, finally one of them will typically come up to and tell you with a stern "Saar, We are all very sleepy and tired so beat it!"
Now imagine staying up beyond closing time at a cafe- The waiters may not know how to convey the same to you effectivly, so I thought why not come up with a poem which they can use to effectivly communicate with errant customers:(preferably sung shairi style)
"Aap ko cafe moka diya"
"Cafe moka diya aap ko"
"Aap ethar se expresso edar se nai niklo ge tho"
"Expresso se aap edar se nai niklo ge tho"
"Cafe latte melega aap ko hamare tharaf se!"